Filed under: 2008, life, Matt Jones Lyrics, work | Tags: broadway lyrics, broadway musical, made up songs
(To the tune of Santa Claus is Coming to Town)
They’re making a list
They’re checking it twice
Deciding whose gettin’ laid off tonight
Oh the lay off man is coming to town
They know where you’ll be hiding
They know if you’ve been late
Oh, you’re gonna getta vacation..
Oh, a paid by New York State
The lay off man is coming to town
And this next one
Ooooh I’m gonna work, work, work
Until I’m out of a job
Oh yes, I’m gonna work, work, work
Until I’m out of a job
Followed up with a rousing rendition of “You’ve gotta be fuckin’ kidding me”
What? How? Why?
Oh hell..
Yeeeeesssss, You’ve got to be fucking kidding me
Kidding me, kidding me.
Yes you’ve gotta be fucking kidding me,
If you think it’ll work.
And finally ending with “Simply Stupid” sung to the tune of “Practically Perfect” from Mary Poppins
Oh we’re simply stupid, in every way.
We screw things up here, most every day
We’re simply stupid, on every show
If there’s a way to do this right, we’d never know..
Oh the things you hear working in a Broadway scenery shop.
