Between a rock and a hard place


Things I heard sung, yes sung at work in the past two days…
August 24, 2008, 8:09 pm
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(To the tune of Santa Claus is Coming to Town)

 

They’re making a list

They’re checking it twice

Deciding whose gettin’ laid off tonight

Oh the lay off man is coming to town

 

They know where you’ll be hiding

They know if you’ve been late

Oh, you’re gonna getta vacation..

Oh, a paid by New York State

 

The lay off man is coming to town

 

 

And this next one

 

Ooooh I’m gonna work, work, work 

Until I’m out of a job

Oh yes, I’m gonna work, work, work 

Until I’m out of a job

 

 

Followed up with a rousing rendition of “You’ve gotta be fuckin’ kidding me”

 

What? How? Why?

Oh hell.. 

Yeeeeesssss, You’ve got to be fucking kidding me

Kidding me, kidding me. 

Yes you’ve gotta be fucking kidding me, 

If you think it’ll work. 

 

And finally ending with “Simply Stupid” sung to the tune of “Practically Perfect” from Mary Poppins

 

Oh we’re simply stupid, in every way. 

We screw things up here, most every day

 

We’re simply stupid, on every show

If there’s a way to do this right, we’d never know..

 

 

Oh the things you hear working in a Broadway scenery shop.